In which Your ‘Umble Satyrblade has had his fill of Trump-humping racist dolts.
Upon seeing a post about Trump’s insistence that his faithful will begin civil war if and when he’s finally impeached, some name-withheld-fuckstick with his own right-wing radio show posted the following response:
>America would be all out war! Me and millions of us would personally kill every idiot liberal alive. If You against making your country great your a terrorist
>I SAID WE LOVE OUR COUNTRY. I WILL KILL TO DEFEND MY COUNTRY AND ALL IDIOTS WHO ARE A THREAT TO MY GOD AND MY COUNTRY AND THIS INCLUDES A THREAT AGAINST OUR SOLDIERS AND PRESIDENT
Some folks tried to reason with him. I… didn’t:
Y’know what, Billy Joe RebelYell? DO IT.
Go ahead. Make some bombs. Blow up a few kids. Kick off that race war y’all have been masturbating yourselves sick over since President Scary Colored Dude dared to offend your delicate sensibilities by being Black In Office, and rack up a few kills.
See that blood on the ground. Smell the intestines and spilled shit. Orgasm yourself into orbit to the screams of people who have not lost the humanity you’re so proud to give away when the bodies on the ground are just “idiot liberals,” scary dark-skinned folks, or both.
Fucking do it.
Maybe then, the cops supported by all of our tax dollars – yes, even the taxes paid by liberals, queers, and other people you’d love to see purged from “your” country – will stop taking selfies with Nazi ratfucks like you.
Maybe then, people will finally stop making excuses for you and your kind.
Maybe then, when you expose yourself for the American Taliban you are, when you step up to your bent idea of patriotic manhood and leave actual bodies on the ground – actual children, actual parents, actual neighbors and living people and fellow-citizen human beings instead of the zombie-survival-game cutouts you and your fellow jerkoffs like to pretend we are – folks will finally stop acting like you have anything worth listening to, or defending, or considering “a legitimate political difference.”
Maybe if and when you and your fellow Russian dupes finally start pulling a few triggers and aping your idol Tim McVeigh, America will finally wake the fuck up and see you for what you truly are:
Not modern-day Minutemen, but terroristic ratfucks who think you have the right of life and death over your fellow human beings Becuz YeeHaw Jesus ‘Murrikh.
I’m so fucking sick and tired of seeing people like you afforded a platform to speak, commenting on social-media threads, hosting radio shows and publishing books like your ignorant hateful ravings are worthy of anything other than a quick trip to prison, a mental ward, or both.
I’m so fed up with having to witness you perverted fucksticks fantasize in public about mowing people down like digital sacrifices to your own shriveled, pathetic, willfully ignorant sad lack of manhood. And far beyond fed up with watching politicians and pundits play redneck blackface in order to score your votes, your money, and your loyalty.
You want a war? Go ahead, dude – raise your bugle and your gun and start one.
Show us all what you and your kind really are, the threat you are to everyone around you, and the diseased reality behind your fantasies of greatness.
Then maybe we can finally get rid of you for good.
PS: Wanna be great? Learn to fucking spell.